Meet Bastian.

The assistant your website wishes it had years ago. He answers from your own content, admits when he's not sure, and never makes things up — because every reply is checked by PsiGuard.

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Bastian
Ask me about this site

What's your return policy?

Easy one — 30 days, unused, with your order email. Want me to walk you through starting a return?

Do you price-match?

Honestly? I don't see anything about price-matching here, so I won't guess. That one's worth asking the humans directly.

Protected by PsiGuard
What you get
Answers from your content Every reply checked On duty 24/7
Who is Bastian?

Someone your visitors can actually talk to.

Helpful. Honest. Difficult to embarrass. Bastian answers questions, explains things, and helps visitors find what they came for. If he knows, he'll tell you. If he doesn't, he'll tell you that too — and oddly enough, that's exactly what makes people trust him.

  • Speaks from your pages — your words, not the internet's best guess.
  • No ego to protect: a plain “I'm not sure” beats a confident wrong answer.
  • Feels like someone paying attention, not a script with a greeting.
What Bastian does

What that's worth to you.

A quieter inbox
He fields the same forty questions you'd otherwise answer by hand — hours, returns, which-one's-right-for-me — so the easy stuff stops landing on your desk.
Always on the clock
Noon, midnight, or somewhere in between, he's there when someone needs an answer.
Never off-script
He won't promise a refund you don't offer or invent a policy to seem helpful. Everyone gets the same straight answer — one you'd happily stand behind.
How it works

From question to answer.

  1. 1

    A visitor asks

    Bastian answers from your own pages — your words, not the internet's best guess.

  2. 2

    PsiGuard checks the reply

    As the answer forms, PsiGuard watches its whole structure hold together — drift from the question is just one way a reply comes loose.

  3. 3

    The steady answer goes out

    Holds together? They see it. Wobbles? It's caught and retried — or he simply says he isn't sure.

Under the hood

The safety layer is PsiGuard.

Most assistants treat safety as a bolt-on — a banned-words filter, a second model grading the first. Bastian doesn't. PsiGuard is a product in its own right, already running at psiguard.net, and it judges a reply by how it's built rather than by checking it against a list of approved facts. That's the part you can't buy off a shelf — and the reason Bastian acts less like a chatbot and more like someone who knows his limits.

Quick answers

Good to know.

Do I need to be technical?

No. If you can paste one line of code into your site, you can run Bastian. There's nothing to configure.

Will my visitors know it's being checked?

No. The checking happens in the background, fast enough that people only ever see the finished answer.

Where can I use it?

Anywhere you can add a snippet of code — and on WordPress, there's a plugin that does it for you. Get started →

Can I try him right now?

You already can — he's the blue face in the corner of this page. Ask him something tricky and see how he handles it.

Give your visitors someone to ask.

Add Bastian in a minute, throw your trickiest questions at him, and see how he handles the ones he can't answer.